Tag: Shopping

  • Everyone Has A Story…Some Are, However, Funnier Than Others

    Gather, children. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a very financially stable, yet mysteriously angry,  elderly woman drove her motorized wheelchair into the most expensive, all-natural, ridiculously over-priced organic, our-chickens-are-hand-fed-with-golden-spoons-and-our-cows-only-had-to-chew-their-food-once meats and pampered garden produce, grocery store in Tulsa, and proceeded to use her transport to knock  other elderly female shoppers […]

  • You Can Take the Girl Out of the Ghetto…..

    There are days that I am just in the mood to write, and I’ll sit staring at my laptop, perusing different memories, looking for something that might be interesting. Sometimes I find one, sometimes I don’t. Today is definitely not one of those days. Today, I know exactly what I want to write about, and […]