Poor Facebook. I give it my fair share of he!!, but in all honesty, I get way more giggles out of it than anything negative. I unfriended the guy I was having a disagreement with, simply because if a debate is going to turn mean-spirited, it’s not worth the hassle. I can roll around in the dirt, same as anybody, but I never feel good about being drawn into a pissing contest. So, I extracted myself quite neatly from the conversation.
Because I’m in a good mood, I thought I’d share some of my very favorite Facebook statuses. Enjoy!!
First rule of Chess Club: Hide from Fight Club.
My most judgemental moments are when I’m standing behind someone in a buffet line.
For all those people who go rock climbing: You know you don’t have to, right?
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly, she’s really just gathering evidence.
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on EHarmony.
Gym Update: Not There
5 years ago, I asked the woman of my dreams out on a date; today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
I’m so relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $2.56 in my checking account.
I enjoy shopping online because at least I don’t have to act all shocked when my credit card gets declined.
When I finish eating something, I have to show my hands to my dogs like I’m a blackjack dealer…
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Asking for a friend.
If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem, they’d put cocaine back in their recipe.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance…the 5 stages of waking up.
I have just a random assortment of stuff to tell you guys. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. It’s just stuff.
Stuff No. 1: Red & I are planning to hang curtains up in her kitchen so the neighbors can’t see in our house at night. I went to the trouble of taking a picture of our nearest neighbor so I could share it with you. I put a yellow arrow just so you would see clearly what a problem this is for us. Here it is.
Stuff No. 2: I’ve started recruiting bus drivers to drive all about the city of Austin for Capital Metro. Here’s my badge…. Does anything ever really make you feel more legitimate than a fancy badge with your FULL name on it, your picture, and the ability to get into locked doors?
Stuff No. 3: Yesterday was National Dog Day. Red bought Sparrow and Oliver bags of bones, huge boxes of doggy biscuits, some expensive rope toys, and a bag of dog food that weighs more than my car. Turns out, she had no idea there was a day honoring dogs. She was just loading up on stuff for them out of pure love. Don’t you just adore her???!! I know Sparrow and Oliver do. Of course, there was bribery involved.
Stuff No. 4: I can’t believe the attention the Ashley Madison hacking story is getting. I can’t help be be entertained by the whole dramatics of a bunch of liars and cheaters crying fowl. So, to end this post, I will include some hilarious stuff about it I found on the internet. Enjoy!! 🙂