Domino Night with Dad

11884726_10153173598519053_9108311509952665757_oMy Dad is a riot. He had his butt handed to him playing Mexican Dominoes tonight. He was in rare form, to say the least.

Here are some of his best lines of the night.

  1. Oh, well. As my sweet granny used to say, “Fuck it”.
  2. I would have taken a birth control pill if I knew what a s******g I was going to get tonight.
  3. I hope I gave you sickle cell anemia. (to me)
  4. I think you are all cheating. Let’s pick up Rebekkah and shake her. I’ll bet dominoes fall out.
  5. Get Caitlyn & Chloe on the phone. I’ll have you know, Rebekkah, I have other granddaughters.
  6. Cheaters always win… That’s the whole point, Catherine!

God, I love him!!

~ Bird

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