My Dad is a riot. He had his butt handed to him playing Mexican Dominoes tonight. He was in rare form, to say the least.
Here are some of his best lines of the night.
- Oh, well. As my sweet granny used to say, “Fuck it”.
- I would have taken a birth control pill if I knew what a s******g I was going to get tonight.
- I hope I gave you sickle cell anemia. (to me)
- I think you are all cheating. Let’s pick up Rebekkah and shake her. I’ll bet dominoes fall out.
- Get Caitlyn & Chloe on the phone. I’ll have you know, Rebekkah, I have other granddaughters.
- Cheaters always win… That’s the whole point, Catherine!
God, I love him!!
~ Bird
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