Dedicated to Skilled Division who’ve had a pretty hard week:
This last couple of weeks, I’ve been working on an advertising campaign for work called “The Little Man Campaign”. Long story short, it’s rockin’. I won’t bore myself or you with all the details. Instead, I will entertain you with the Little Men who for obvious reasons, didn’t make the cut. We are a staffing agency for blue collar workers. Hope you enjoy!!!
Holly. I am very important. Plz don’t waste my time calling in gas leak explosions.
Find me a job. I’ll be waiting.
Now, Leslie. What do you see when you look at this card?
I didn’t know it was going to be so hot working outside. This is your fault, Derek.
Find me a job. I have an enviable talent.
I just got an advance; I think I’ll skip work today and go shopping instead!!
I know how to drive a forklift.
Holly: How do you plan to get to work each day?
I won’t take anything less than $15.00/hour.
I can only work 9-noon, Tueday through Thursday. I have to make no less than $20/hour, and I need the job to start right now.
I have great work history. Just ask Stephanie.
Why haven’t you got me a job yet?
Why don’t companies want to hire felons?
You walked out??!!! Just like that?!!