Little Men Who Didn’t Make the Cut

Dedicated to Skilled Division who’ve had a pretty hard week:

This last couple of weeks, I’ve been working on an advertising campaign for work called “The Little Man Campaign”. Long story short, it’s rockin’. I won’t bore myself or you with all the details. Instead, I will entertain you with the Little Men who for obvious reasons, didn’t make the cut. We are a staffing agency for blue collar workers. Hope you enjoy!!!

Holly. I am very important. Plz don't waste my time calling in gas leak explosions.

Holly. I am very important. Plz don’t waste my time calling in gas leak explosions.

worker_upside_down_swinging_by_foot_anim_14262

over_eating_on_couch_anim_6531

Find me a job. I’ll be waiting.

psycho

Now, Leslie. What do you see when you look at this card?

exhausted_figure_in_the_sun_anim_500_clr_12373

I didn’t know it was going to be so hot working outside. This is your fault, Derek.

jester_balloon_animal_14514

Find me a job. I have an enviable talent.

I just got an advance; I think I'll skip work today and go shopping instead!!

I just got an advance; I think I’ll skip work today and go shopping instead!!

I know how to drive a forklift.

I know how to drive a forklift.

How do you plan to get to work each day?

Holly: How do you plan to get to work each day?

stick_figure_begging_10508

I won’t take anything less than $15.00/hour.

I can only work 9-noon, Tueday through Thursday. I have to make no less than $20/hour, and I need the job to start right now.

I can only work 9-noon, Tueday through Thursday. I have to make no less than $20/hour, and I need the job to start right now.

I have great work history.

I have great work history. Just ask Stephanie.

Why haven't you got me a job yet?

Why haven’t you got me a job yet?

Why don't companies want to hire felons?

Why don’t companies want to hire felons?

radiation_walking_paranoid_500_wht_8957

choking_out_stick_figure_anim_9803

You walked out??!!! Just like that?!!

8 responses to “Little Men Who Didn’t Make the Cut”

  1. hmnnn…..as a professional childrens enterainer for the past 30 years I can say that balloons pop,yes they do….sometimes when you are just blowing them up…eventually they all pop–doens’t mean someone is not a good clown. I officially take offense at the jester with balloon popping 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. davidprosser says:

    Excellent. Very attention grabbing.
    xxx Huge Hugs xxx

    Liked by 1 person

Feel free to leave a comment.

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: