One of my very favorite things about writing a blog is seeing what search terms led people to my site. What is even more fun is the fact that I write a
relatively specific kind of blog — a Christian one – and yet the search terms that lead so many people here usually have to do with breasts, and you KNOW most people aren’t looking for a Christian perspective when they type in “Why do nipples showing through a girl’s shirt turn me on?”. For that seeker, let me just say, I have no idea. It doesn’t do that for me. 🙂
So, I thought I’d share some of the ones that really stand out to me, and comment accordingly.
My five most popular searches of all time are:
three boobs
3 boobs
three breasts
nipple shirts
panty drawer
Speaks volumes, doesn’t it??
One person asks “What shirt color hides nipples?” My answer ” A bra”. If you are a guy, don’t wear tight shirts made of thin material. The color really has nothing to do with
it. In a way, Sara and I may just have saved some people from being labelled Low-Budget Nipple Flashers with our assault on that particular fad fashion.
Guess what these people were looking for:
three boobs porn
tumblr – biker boobs
hot naked teen girls show tits and nipple – Not cool. Here’s a clue…if wordpress is in the site address, it isn’t a porn site.
dreaming of getting robbed at gunpoint in house
khloe kardashian flashed her right nipple this morning – Believe it or not, this was searched for more than once. tsk, tsk.
ladies with huge breasts – Yeah. This person was definitely barking up the wrong tree over here. 🙂
three tits.com
tube 8 family sex zone mom (????) I don’t want to know.
All I can say is, what a surprise these people got when they pulled up my articles, huh?? I’ll bet it killed the mood. 🙂
The saddest ones were:
keep the peace in my marriage
heartbroken and mad
i’m mad at god for taking my wife
found husband in my pantyhose drawer
what will rattle a man out of a midlife crisis — I’ll answer this one…nothing. You just have to wait it out. I know. It blows.
my husband is mad at me all the time
heartbroken by my abusive family
marriage over no one to trust
is it the most stupidest day ever for you because today is a horrible day for me because my cat died — Not sure what this person was looking for, but I get the pain of a beloved pet dying.
marriage is over
looking for cards about a marriage that is almost over — I imagine Hallmark makes a card for this too.
heartbroken my daughter abuses me – This phenomenon just blows me away. I can’t imagine one of my kids even thinking of laying a finger on me. If they dream they hit me, they’d better wake up and apologize!!
god help me i want to die my heart is broken my husband cheated — My heart just hurts for this person. I don’t know if any man can truly understand just what this does to a woman. It does NOT feel the same to us as it does to men.
Enough of the sad ones. Now the ones that just make me laugh my butt off.
husband wearing my panties pictures – Yikes. Either she posted them or he did….
where can i get a bible verse that speaks about he who plants haterade – Proverbs 10:12
see classy nipple shirts – Wow.
And for the one that made me laugh the most:
love sucks balls – WINNER!!!
Hope you all have a great day!!!
— Bird
The human race…never a dull moment! 🙂
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LOL, right??? I just love human beings!!
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Wow. Good post! That is both funny and kinda sad. I am going to have to check my search terms now!
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I’ve read other people’s posts about their search terms, and I find them endlessly entertaining! I wrote one post where I compared having a hyper-vigilant brain from PTSD to a woman who has three breasts and doesn’t know everyone else doesn’t have them too, and boom! I’m known for Three Boobs. 🙂 Come back and tell me what your blog is known for!!
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This was hilarious! 😀 Lol, I’m going to have to check mine 😉
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Let me know what yours are…They make me laugh!
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How the hickory do I find them?
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Up towards the top of your screen, you should see some lines next to the Follow prompt. Click on those lines, and look towards the middle of the screen on the left hand side.
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They’ve led me back to my site stats. Is that where I have to look?
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Yes. You might not have any if you never set up google or bing analytics. Do you remember setting those up?
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MIne are all mild and harmless 😀 I’m sure they had shock when they got pulled across here 😉
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That’s probably a good thing. 🙂 Write one thing about boobs, and the world starts looking at you cross-eyed!
🙂
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Lol! Well, I don’t wanna become too popular 😉
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Well, it would seem I’m very popular with Boob Lovers.
lol…
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And nipple shirt enthusiasts 😉
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LOL!!!! So true!!
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😀
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maybe evolution is right… but with entropy thown in for entertainment value… just kidding
-mike
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i meant, people are getting dummer all the time
-mike
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It would seem that way, wouldn’t it?!
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🙂 lol!
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this is brilliant, i want to do one, but most of my search terms are to do with tiny dicks 😉
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I think that would be hilarious!! You should do it!!
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i think i will
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🙂 I can’t wait!!! I’ll bet yours are even better than mine!!
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some of them make even me blush
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WOW!! They are probably some of my porn-seeking followers! Who knew we’d have that in common??
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haha
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i guess there’s one more thing I don’t know about…I don’t think it involves my blog…all I knew about was setting it up to do a blog..I didn’t even tag properly for a few months…Oh well…doesn’t look like I missed much except a bunch of laughs.. lol Diane
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A dear friend of mine helped me set up analytics…I had no idea how much traffic it would end up funneling my way. I literally get about a hundred hits from google and bing each day. Of course, I doubt a large percentage of them actually find what they were looking for on my site…lol. Call it a gut instinct, but when someone types in “I want to see a woman’s nipples”, I’m not giving them what they were looking for… 🙂
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So I’m not missing anything important really….It’s kinda funny like you say when they end of hearing of you speaking about your Christianity etc.. maybe you got a convert…you never know??…..Diane
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lol…That would make me very happy. Who knows? Weirder things have happened!
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That was both funny..and slightly disturbing!
I get a lot of porn type spam comments..mostly on my blog titled “My Neck”..but my search terms are relatively normal..*he he*
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It is the weird ones that just make me laugh..and in some cases, disturb me a little bit! I get a lot of motorcycle gang stuff, but I completely understand those. It is the searches that were obviously porn-related that gross me out. Especially since I’m horrified by pornography!
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