A Review of My Search Terms

One of my very favorite things about writing a blog is seeing what search terms led people to my site. What is even more fun is the fact that I write a

relatively specific kind of blog — a Christian one – and yet the search terms that lead so many people here usually have to do with breasts, and you KNOW most people aren’t looking for a Christian perspective when they type in “Why do nipples showing through a girl’s shirt turn me on?”. For that seeker, let me just say, I have no idea. It doesn’t do that for me. 🙂

So, I thought I’d share some of the ones that really stand out to me, and comment accordingly.

My five most popular searches of all time are:

three boobs

3 boobs

three breasts

nipple shirts

panty drawer

Speaks volumes, doesn’t it??

One person asks “What shirt color hides nipples?” My answer ” A bra”. If you are a guy, don’t wear tight shirts made of thin material. The color really has nothing to do with it. In a way, Sara and I may just have saved some people from being labelled Low-Budget Nipple Flashers with our assault on that particular fad fashion.

Guess what these people were looking for:

three boobs porn

tumblr – biker boobs

hot naked teen girls show tits and nipple – Not cool. Here’s a clue…if wordpress is in the site address, it isn’t a porn site.

dreaming of getting robbed at gunpoint in house

khloe kardashian flashed her right nipple this morning – Believe it or not, this was searched for more than once. tsk, tsk.

ladies with huge breasts – Yeah. This person was definitely barking up the wrong tree over here. 🙂

three tits.com

tube 8 family sex zone mom (????) I don’t want to know.

All I can say is, what a surprise these people got when they pulled up my articles, huh?? I’ll bet it killed the mood. 🙂

The saddest ones were:

keep the peace in my marriage

heartbroken and mad

i’m mad at god for taking my wife

found husband in my pantyhose drawer

what will rattle a man out of a midlife crisis — I’ll answer this one…nothing. You just have to wait it out. I know. It blows.

my husband is mad at me all the time

heartbroken by my abusive family

marriage over no one to trust

is it the most stupidest day ever for you because today is a horrible day for me because my cat died — Not sure what this person was looking for, but I get the pain of a beloved pet dying. 

marriage is over

looking for cards about a marriage that is almost over — I imagine Hallmark makes a card for this too. 

heartbroken my daughter abuses me – This phenomenon just blows me away. I can’t imagine one of my kids even thinking of laying a finger on me. If they dream they hit me, they’d better wake up and apologize!!

god help me i want to die my heart is broken my husband cheated — My heart just hurts for this person. I don’t know if any man can truly understand just what this does to a woman. It does NOT feel the same to us as it does to men. 

Enough of the sad ones. Now the ones that just make me laugh my butt off.

 

husband wearing my panties pictures – Yikes. Either she posted them or he did….

where can i get a bible verse that speaks about he who plants haterade – Proverbs 10:12

see classy nipple shirts – Wow. 

And for the one that made me laugh the most:

love sucks balls – WINNER!!!

Hope you all have a great day!!!

— Bird